23
May
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust)
hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
(Source: stahl-ebooks)
Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
(Source: thespoonmissioner)
Define Me
There is systematic error in how we learn to define ourselves.
It is the way we refuse to believe that we are pronouns. It is the way we pretend that beauty is a noun that can be conquered through skirts-so-short and tops-too-tight. It is the way we see ourselves as fillers—…
Jessica Chastain attends the ‘All Is Lost’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film (May 22, 2013)
(Source: ohne-dich)